I think there should be laws against windows in homes as well..... obviously, windows played a big part in some of these crimes...
Witnesses saw the crime through a window. Man came crashing through window, man escapes through window... Windows - Booo!! ;-) Yves On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 10:24:27 -0800, Ken Ketsdever <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Its time for Axe laws. > > All axes must be registered. No axe can be purchased without registering it > and a five day waiting period (otherwise known as a cooling off period, you > can have a fire in five days when you have proven you only want to cut > firewood). > > All owners of Axes or Hatchets must provide proof of attending a Axe / > hatchet safety course. This requirement may replaced if the individual has > proof of having earned any of the following merit badges Pioneering, Camping, > Outdoor fire safety, from Scouting (Boy Scout, Girl Scouts, Rainbow > Girls(nothing to do with San Francisco or Jessie Jackson) or any other > similar group that does not have ties to any radical, militant or terrorist > group. > > Hatchets longer than 12" and smaller than 18" need not be registered. Any > hatchet over 18" will be considered an Axe and will therefore need to be > registered. > > Hatchets under 12" need to be registered and one must obtain a concealed > weapon permit before transporting one in public. > > Anyone purchasing more than two of any combination of Axes and or hatchets > will be reported to the FBI and the department of Homeland Security as a > potential terrorist. > > All stores selling such destructive devices must report sales figures for > these devices on a quarterly basis. Likewise said locations need to display > Axe and Hatchet safety posters for public viewing. > > No axe or hatchet may be used on Federal Land without an Axe/hatchet use > permit in possession. Permit will be limited to hours of use and times of > year. The permit process takes approximately 8 - 12 weeks so planning your > axing in advanced. There will also be a limit to the number of permits > allowed in an giving location at any given time. The rule is one Axe or > hatchet permit in use per every 24 camp sites. This will reduce the number > of axes being used at any one time. This rule does two things. First it > reduces the chance of axe fights or riots secondly it satisfies the efforts > of the tree huggers to reduce the amount of trees and other foliage being > senselessly hacked into firewood. > > > Confidentiality Notice: This message including any > attachments is for the sole use of the intended > recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged > information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure or > distribution is prohibited. If you are not the > intended recipient, please contact the sender and > delete any copies of this message. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:150531 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
