> -----Original Message----- > From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, April 29, 2005 4:37 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Zombies are real! > > What part reactivates their vocal cords enough for them to groan > "Brrrrraaaaaaiiinnsssss"?
Actually none - which is simply criminal in this technological age. That's why I'm mounting an expedition to tag these poor, voiceless undead with self-contained, electronic "voice boxes". The boxes will function for up to 24 hours without recharging and are shuffle and swipe activated. Popular zombie phrases will be randomly played including the ever popular "Braaaaaaaaaaains" and the more generally recognized "uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhgggh". (Do to a minor manufacturing mix-up however a small number of boxes will revert to their original programming. So you may sometimes here "Eat my shorts, man" or "Cowabunga".) You may donate to this important effort by calling 1-800-DED-TALK. Jim Davis Trying to make the world a better place through electronics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:155972 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
