Are you sure you don't work for the White House as a Press or PR flack?

larry

On 8/9/05, William Bowen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Save Energy?
> 
> > What's the benefit? Does anyone know for certain how this will benefit
> > anyone? Has that been published anywhere?
> 
> Well, now, y'see. It's so simple. The benefits are "long-term" and
> "far-reaching." Classified cost-savings analysis shows that at some
> point somewhere, we'll need extra daylight, especially when fossil
> fuels run out.
> 
> By reducing the number of hours of Daylight now, we free up Daylight
> capital that we can use to create Individual Daylight Savings accounts
> so that you and your children (since Daylight is fully inheritable)
> can reap the benefit of extra Daylight at retirement.
> 
> Everybody knows that the current Daylight Savings program is
> fundamentally flawed. The new Daylight Savings Administration I am
> proposing will simply attach a new layer of government oversight, to
> overlook all of the new problems, hehheh...I mean 'solutions,' we
> create...
> 
> :-P
> --
> will
> 
> 
> "If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
> and that would just be unacceptable."
> - Carrie Fisher
> 
> 

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