I've never been to a Wal-Mart but I think that some of these might be fun to try in other stores, as well. I think I need to go to the store this weekend....
e -----Original Message----- From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 1:02 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Fun at Wal-Mart ROFLOL!!!! I just have to try some of these in the supermarkets over here... Saying that, I have put some tampons into a single guy's shopping cart while he was "away" and then covered it with his stuff... followed him at a distance to the check-out... it was fantastic to see his reaction when he was loading up the conveyor... Philip Arnold Technical Director Certified ColdFusion Developer ASP Multimedia Limited T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133 F: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 An ISO9001 registered company. ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. ********************************************************************** > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 06 December 2001 17:59 > To: CF-Community > Subject: Fun at Wal-Mart > > > 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other > is taking his/her sweet time: > > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when > they aren't looking. > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute > intervals. > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 > in housewares,'...and see what happens. > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers > you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding > department. > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why > can't you people just leave me alone? > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you > pick your nose. > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he > knows where the anti-depressants are. > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme > from 'Mission Impossible'. > 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different > size funnels. > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK > ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal > position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'. > > and last but not least, > > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of > toilet paper in here!'. > > Michael Corrigan > Programmer > Endora Digital Solutions > www.endoradigital.com > 630/942-5211 x-134 > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
