> 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
This also works for paper clips, push pins, tape, letter openers, staplers, chalk, hilighters, white-out, and stamps Todd ----- Todd for President Reducing office supply theft, for a better tomorrow. > 13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" > > 12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. > > 11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. > > 10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." > > 9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. > > 8. You want to see if it's like the dream. > > 7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" > to your exaggerated resume. > > 6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your > uniform. > > 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. > > 4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. > > 3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell > satisfied requires a delicate balance. > > 2. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. > > and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... > > > 1. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town. > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
