If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound 
energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems
worth it)

If you're producing body gas (know what we mean..?) consistently for 6 years and 9 
months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

A pig's climax lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they 
figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that 
pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at
work?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that make love for pleasure. (Is that why 
Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get
30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. 
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the
difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always 
falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out,ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the 
pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a 
football field. (30 minutes...can you
imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The 
female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a 
pig...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Gawd, that's almost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.)

That's nature...

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