Seriously? Cause the neighbors already been doing the lawn and we've been doing the sidewalk.
On 12/2/05, Dawson, Michael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Well, all you have to do is mow the yard for seven years. Then, by law, > you will become the owner of the property. But you can't clean the pee > for seven years, either. > > M!ke > > -----Original Message----- > From: Deanna Schneider [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, December 02, 2005 1:46 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: anal leakage and government conspiracy in one! > > Okay, since the topic came up, I decided it was finally time to post my > crazy neighbor story. I have these crazy neighbors, see. Well, I did, > anyway. Up until about a year ago, I was sure only 2 people lived there > - mom (elderly) and daughter (developmentally disabled). Eventually > another neighbor told me that there was another daughter, and sure > enough, there is. > My husband and I joked about how one day we'd just smell a bad smell, > and it'd be mom decomposing in there. Little did we know.... > > About a month ago, one of the daughters needs help because mom has > fallen and she can't get up. So, I go over there. (Note: this is the > first time they've spoken to me in the 8 years I've lived next to them.) > The stench damn near bowls me over. But, I breathe shallow and find mom > on living room floor in front of a lazyboy type chair. I ask if she's > okay and the answer is that she is. Long story short, I manage to get > her up to the chair, and then over to a kitchen chair, noticing in the > process that she's got a big nasty open wound on her foot. She tells me > it's because she sits in a puddle all day - she's 90 and can't hold her > water. Sure enough. I'm standing in a rancid piss puddle. Shuddering, I > return home and decontaminate. > > 2 weeks ago, they're back. Mom's in a chair and needs to go to bed. She > can't get up. Aaron and another neighbor go over together. There's one > light on in the house. They use flashlights to see in the bedroom. They > lift mom onto the 12 inches of available space on the queen size bed. > > Thanksgiving - 2 ambulances show up, with paramedics in full infectious > gear after a short sojourn into the house without it, and take mom away. > > Black Friday - I drop off muffins and inquire as to mom's health - she's > in intensive care and it doesn't look good. > > Tuesday - 2 cars of social workers and an unmarked car or two of cops > show up and take away the daughters. > > Thursday - paper delivery stops. > > So, do you think they'll ever be back? Or do I officially live next to a > toxic infectious human waste dump? > > (BTW, I did try to call social services after that first encouter, but > they hadn't done anything with my information because they were waiting > so as to not make it obvious it was me that called. Uh huh.) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:185560 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
