Well there you have it... Now all of us in the Americas, Excluding the
Indians have to go back to our original countries.

Rick

-----Original Message-----
From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 4:21 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries)


In the interest of political correctness, from now on, all sites should list
Mars first, followed by Norway and Australia, and those in the US should be
forced to type their country into a box labeled "Other".  Further, the
default language of all sites shall be Swahili and the English version
should only contain a small subset of the full Swahili functionality.  An
alternate Braille version should also be available which contains backwards
compatibility to the Atari 2600 lynx browser module from 1982.  All
references to "He" or "She" shall be replaced with "Intelligent Life" (PETA
loves that).  The only accepted form of ecom payment shall be the Euro with
all change given in Rupees, except for in Norway, where change will be given
in Argentinean Pesos.  Also, all data centers and network access points
residing on lands foreably taken from it's rightful owners shall revert it's
ownership back to the indigenous people from that area.

Oh, and you have 24 hours to surrender or we will vaporize your planet.

- The Mars Council (formerly the Fusebox Council)

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