4.) The Coke hadn't left his system yet and couldn't speak coherently On 2/13/06, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > So I'll skip all of the obvious quips except the oddest one: > > Cheney Shoots, Questions Asked Later > > This is interesting because, for some reason, Cheney's office decided > to cover up the shooting. Why? > > Cheney shoots a dude in the face with a shotgun Sat Morning but > doesn't tell the President for 22 hours. According to that doofus > press ass clown McClennen, this is because "information was trickling > in." Uhhh... A guy is shot, where's the ambiguity? > > Further, when they release the news, they don't do it via the > Whitehouse press office, but via the ranch owner who called a local > newspaper! The Vice President shoots a guy in the face and they > release the news via a private citizen and the local newspaper?? WTF? > > I've heard of numerous motives for such idiocy: > > 1.) Wanted to avoid the Sunday morning talk shows. > 2.) Trying to cause a stir to steal the light from other issues such as > Katrina. > 3.) The VP's office is full of nimrods, morons, and buffoons. > > Of course I choose #3. > >
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