A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
--Ben Larry C. Lyons wrote: > I read this joke on someone's blog recently: > > Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money > between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. > > Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the > butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. > > Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" > Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub > where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinnessand two glasses of > Jamieson Whisky. > > Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will > be in? We haven't got any money!!" > > Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" > > > They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage > through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." > > The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They > continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for > free. > > At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more > o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me !" > > Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197646 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
