> -----Original Message----- > From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, June 16, 2006 12:14 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Colbert and the 10 commandments > > So, without looking any up, how many of the 10 commandments can you name? > > I only got 8.
I got 10... but I'm pretty sure a lot of them are wrong. 1) Thou shalt not kill. 2) Thou shalt not lie (unless thou might get laid). 3) Thou shalt not backwash. 4) Don't covet. Just don't do it. 5) Even numbered Trek movies suck. 6) Thou shalt not pee against the wind. 7) Thou shall not cancel "Farscape", "Sports Night" or "Firefly" (somebody's going to hell) 8) Thou shall not shit where thou eats. 9) If you can read this commandment, the bitch fell off. 10) If the trailer's a-rockin', thou shalt not come a-knockin' That's close right? Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:209669 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
