----- Original Message ----- From: Ashcraft Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 18:34 Subject: Where is the Love?
> Where is the Love? > > Little David comes home from first grade and tells > his father that they learned about the history of > Valentine's Day. > > "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and > we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for > giving someone a valentine?" > > David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I > don't think God would get mad. > > Who do you want to give a valentine to?" > > "Osama Bin Laden," David says. > > "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock. > > "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little > American Jewish boy could have enough love to give > Osama a valentine, he might start to think that > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving > people a little bit. > And if other kids saw what I did and sent > valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And > then he'd start going all over the place to tell > everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't > hate anyone anymore." > > His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy > with newfound pride. "David, that's the most > wonderful thing I've ever heard." > > "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out > in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of > him." > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
