and a tooth brush is optional. On 5/1/07, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I have another one... > > We can pack for a weekend trip in 10 minutes, and fit everything in a > carry-on. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 12:45 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: men are happier .... > > Men Are Just Happier People !! > What do you expect when: > > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be President. > You can never be pregnant. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > The world is your urinal. > Wrinkles add character. > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New > shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your underwear is $4.95 for > a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > One mood all the time. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > You can open all your own jars. > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > Everything on your face stays its original color. > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > You only have to shave your face and neck. > > You can play with toys all your life. > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December > 24 in 25 minutes. > > No wonder men are happier > > > > >
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