This right here just sealed it for me. I know it is just gossip, but: WE HEAR... that tomorrow's New York Post will report that Paris Hilton is throwing a big old house party tonight to celebrate her "freedom." Or at least her freedom to stay home for 40 days and contemplate her new jewelry. It's gonna be Biblical, yo! Off the hook-but not off the bracelet! Word is that the parties will surely continue on each night, blurring into one long continuous freakshow for 40 days and 40 nights. Can you build an ark out of crack and pills?
http://gawker.com/news/freedom.s-just-another-word/paris-hiltons-house-a rrest-party-266993.php > -----Original Message----- > From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2007 2:49 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Stupid B**tch goes back to jail > > The punishment definitely fits the crime. Jailtime is standard for > anyone who commits those crimes and subsequently refuses to obey the > court's orders. Part of the whole reason she's in jail is that when > trusted to obey the court's orders she blatantly disobeyed them. Why > should the judge think that letting her out on house arrest would be > any different? > > Lame Judge: "Okay Paris, I know you didn't obey my last 5 orders, but > I am willing to trust that for some reason now you will do what I say. > Now stop with that pouty face - this time I really really really > really mean it. You're grounded - now go to your mansion and don't > come out for 45 days." > > Good Judge: "Jail time - bu-bye...." > > -Cameron ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Deploy Web Applications Quickly across the enterprise with ColdFusion MX7 & Flex 2 Free Trial http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/flex2/?sdid=RVJU Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:236221 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
