Hehehe... Natural birth control is the shrieking three year old banshee, who's upset because mom won't buy her *another* toy...
Every time my wife and I think about having kids, we run into one of these... sas -- Scott Stewart ColdFusion Developer SSTWebworks 7241 Jillspring Ct. Springfield, Va. 22152 (703) 220-2835 http://www.sstwebworks.com -----Original Message----- From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 12:26 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Fessing Up About Ugly Babies > all babies (my own included) look like a hybrid of Mickey Rooney and > Winston Churchill. Come on, I'm sure yours were as cute as buttons, Charlie. I know mine were. Some do look more like the unholy product of sexual congress between Ernest Borgnine and Leona Helmsley, though. I remember when my first wife was pregnant with David and we got the book "A Child Is Born" with all the photos from pregnancy through birth. This one picture of a newborn about to start nursing looked like someone took some Jim Henson-esque character doll from Toys-R-Us, heated it in the microwave, took it out all soft and malleable, and *squashed its fuckin' head!* Ugliest goddamned thing you ever saw. Add a soundtrack and you've got a horror flick. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Natural birth control. Oh my God. There *are* some genuinely cute newborns, though. Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis Get advanced intensive Master-level training in C# & ASP.NET 2.0 for ColdFusion Developers at ProductivityEnhancement.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Deploy Web Applications Quickly across the enterprise with ColdFusion MX7 & Flex 2 Free Trial http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/flex2/?sdid=RVJU Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:236655 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
