"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"
I'm totally stealing this. And I'm not going to give credit where it is due. =) On 6/19/07, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 10 thoughts for 2007 > > Life is sexually transmitted. > > Number 9 > Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. > > Number 8 > Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an > erection, make him a sandwich. > > Number 7 > Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use > the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. > > Number 6 > Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you > still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. > > Number 5 > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying > of nothing. > > Number 4 > All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to > criticism. > > Number 3 > Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax > cut saves you 30*? > > Number 2 > In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. > > AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: > > We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the > millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to > where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe > we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. > > "Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your > ass tomorrow". > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Deploy Web Applications Quickly across the enterprise with ColdFusion MX7 & Flex 2 Free Trial http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/flex2/?sdid=RVJU Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:236839 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
