Ah yeah, love that joke. On 8/3/07, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > forwarded from a friend: > > >>It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of > >>carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same > neighborhood. > >> > >>When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the > > >>whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on > > >>his way with a tidy gift envelope. > >> > >>At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The > >>folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing > >>lures. > >> > >>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful > >>blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently > > >>led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she > >>blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! > >> > >>When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant > >>breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and > >>fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured > >>him a cup of steaming coffee. > >> > >>As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under > >>the cup's bottom edge. > >> > >>"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's > >>the dollar for?" > >> > >>"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be > >>your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I > >>asked him what to give you, and he said, 'Screw him. Give him a > >>dollar.' The breakfast was my idea!!" > > >
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