> Jimmy D wrote:
> Well of course they're wrong!  Even a grade school child can show that her
> grandfather is not a monkey

<CF_Random_Thoughts>

Once, waiting for a flight, there was this guy with a "service
monkey".  Yeah, like a seeing-eye service dog, except this was a
monkey.  Apparently he reaches jars, opens doors, etc.  The monkey had
a little vest and outfit.

Anyway, the guy went to Mickey D's to get some food before the flight
and got a huge burger that he started eating in front of the monkey.
The monkey looked pretty jealous and started making some grunting
noises, so the guy pulls off the lettuce and offers it to him.  The
monkey takes it, smells it, and gets pissed!  He tosses down the
lettuce and makes a little shriek-type sound.  The guy relents and
gives the monkey some meat which kept him happy.

This is the kind of shit that you see in airports.  That is all.

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