OMG!  Now I can't get the image of Charlie with a glass of salt water
in one hand and his other hand working to "massage the colon".  I'm
not certain which event is causing the grimace on his face either....



On Jan 14, 2008 5:02 PM, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Jan 14, 2008 2:58 PM, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > um Charlie, I think I've spotted the problem.
> >
> > en e ma :noun
> >
> > A procedure in which liquid or gas is injected into the rectum,
> > typically to expel its contents, but also to introduce drugs or permit
> > x-ray imaging.
> >
> > from that definition, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to drink an
> > enema.......I take that back...you don't happen to be Japanese?
>
> great... next thing you'll be telling me that my suppositories aren't
> supposed to be taken orally either.
>
> :D
>
> from http://www.falconblanco.com/health/cleansing/lemoncleanse.htm:
>
> SALT WATER FLUSH:
> Drink an oral salt water enema upon arising. To do this, add 2 level
> teaspoons of uniodized sea salt to a quart of lukewarm water (the
> one-quart juice bottles in which most organic juices come work very
> well). Shake well, then drink the entire quart. It's also good to
> massage the colon as well. Make sure you use uniodized sea salt;
> regular or iodized salt will not have the same beneficial effect. This
> oral enema will flush out your entire digestive tract and colon from
> top to bottom, usually within an hour, prompting you to eliminate
> several times, clearing out the plaque and debris from the walls, and
> the parasites that have been living there.
>
> --
> "Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed
> of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a
> helicopter." - Dave Barry
>
> 

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