Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker
-- Scott Stewart ColdFusion Developer SSTWebworks 4405 Oakshyre Way Raleigh, NC. 27616 (919) 874-6229 (home) (703) 220-2835 (cell) -----Original Message----- From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:19 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: joke of the day (jewish spin) Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done. --BenD Bruce Sorge wrote: > Why did the man throw the clock out of the window? > To see time fly > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > To get to the other side > > Horse walks into a bar > Bartender says "why the long face?" > > Why couldn't the pony sing? > He was a little hoarse > > > They go on and on. > > Bruce > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:251013 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
