OY!
Sorry to say I was laughing reading this
bummer this happened to you, have had similar waking nightmares in the past
-Ben


> -----Original Message-----
> From: BethF [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 10:46 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: worst business trip ever...
> 
> 
> From Anchorage, to Philadelphia
> 
> Sat, 7 am
> Plane supposed to leave 9 am.  Arrive airport 7 am.  Are told plane is
> "broken" and we will be taking a different plane at 3:15.  
> Asked to check
> bags, told will be spending night in Minneapolis - will get 
> bags there.
> Wonder if it would be easier to have bags checked to philly, 
> and pack some
> underwear in carry-on but dont' bother.  Take hotel voucher.  
> Leave Airport.
> 
> Sat 2:30 pm
> Arrive again at airport for 3:15 departure which doesn't take 
> place until
> 4:30.  Arrive Minneapolis 1:30 am.  Go to bag claim to wait 
> for bags.  Wait.
> Wait. Wait.  Some bags come out.  Look hopefully at carosel, 
> but no bags.
> Carosel stops.  A ton of people standing there waiting for 
> bags.  Wait.  10
> minutes later a voice comes over intercom letting us know 
> that any bags
> checked this morning were left on the tarmac - 120 of them.  
> Wonder why
> baggage folks didn't notice that a plane with 200 people on 
> it only had 80
> bags.  Rush to get shuttle to hotel as they are filling fast. 
>  Cram into
> shuttle like sheep.  Wonder how will brush teeth.  Wonder how 
> will brush
> hair.
> 
> Sunday 2:00 am
> arrive hotel wait in very long line to check in.  ask for 
> toothbrush, comb.
> Receive toothbrush and wonder if one can brush hair with a 
> toothbrush.  Run
> across street to mini mart and get sandwich and some banana 
> clips for hair.
> Call home.  Look at clock, its past 3 and you need to get up 
> at 7 (thats 4
> am to Anchorage folks). You have now been awake 21 hours.  Oh Joy.
> 
> Monday
> at 7:30 go to lobby to catch shuttle to airport wearing same 
> clothes as
> yesterday.  Once at airport have them explain that bags will 
> arrive at 7:57
> on carousel 3.  Wait until 8:40 for bags.  Retrieve bags.  
> Run to curbside
> to check in with skycap.  Skycap checks bags says to go to gate to get
> boarding pass.  Worry that he is wrong and try to do E-ticket 
> checkin  E
> ticket doesnt' work probably due to flight changes.  Attempt 
> to go through
> security without boarding pass.  Are turned away because 
> itinerary is for
> yesterday.  Become really cranky due to runaround and lack of 
> sleep.  Decide
> not to wait in HYUGE line and go to first class line.  
> Explain to nice lady
> how miserable we are and she checks us in.  Whew.  Go to gate 
> (are allowed
> through security this time as have boarding passes), get on 
> plane and arrive
> philadelphia.  Get car.
> 
> 3:30 pm
> Arrive hotel.  Check in.  Rest and take very needed shower.  
> Brush hair.
> Decide its time to eat before falling asleep.  go eat, go 
> back to hotel and
> check email.  Hear a large BANG and lights all go out.  
> Wonder if you blew a
> breaker since computer still works but then realize (DOH) 
> that laptops have
> batteries (i had only 4 hours of sleep remember).  Use laptop 
> to light your
> way to finding your gameboy advance bag, which has a little 
> light in it.
> use light to call boytoy and parents.  Discover it has snowed 
> 28" in 24
> hours in anchorage and your puppy got so loaded with snow on 
> his underbelly
> that he got stuck and could no longer move.   His dad found 
> him lying like a
> slug in a hollow in the snow and had to carry him upstairs 
> and wash him to
> remove the snow from his underbelly.  Want to go to sleep but 
> are afraid
> will oversleep because clock will need to be reset.  Call 
> parents until
> lights go back on and can reset clock.  Sleep.
> 
> Sometime in the night notice clock is blinking.  Reset clock 
> to Hotels in
> house TV network with the meeting announcments on it.  
> Discover, in the
> morning, that it is 10 miuntes slow and you are late for the shuttle.
> Manage to get to class and enjoy class for the week.
> 
> ***********************************
> 
> 
> The flight home was somewhat less eventful - highlights 
> include having plane
> leave an hour late and having to run at full speed to catch 
> connection at
> the complete other end of airport in minneapolis and having 
> to sit in the
> back with an entire basketball team of dwarves (it sounds 
> surreal, but it
> was true) headed to alaska to do some fundraiser.
> 
> --Beth, Pseudo usenet cop
> Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike
> Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy)
> Anchorage, Alaska
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Jacob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 9:17 AM
> Subject: Re: worst business trip ever...
> 
> 
> > I could have told you that.  To and From???
> >
> > At 08:51 AM 3/22/2002 -0900, you wrote:
> > >ok, I have returned from the worst business trip ever, and 
> will never,
> ever,
> > >ever fly northwest again.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >--Beth, Pseudo usenet cop
> > >Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike
> > >Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy)
> > >Anchorage, Alaska
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > 
> 
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