rofl! now that's more like it... woooo, i needed that...anybody have any more? ~~ steph
>A young man and his new wife are driving down a dark, lonely road one night, >when the woman starts to feel a little randy. So she starts kissing his neck >and whispers into his ear: "You know, speed turns me on." He says: "If I can >get it over 100, will you get naked". "Oh yeah" she says. > >So he puts the pedal to the metal and sure enough, he hits 100mph, and she >strips down naked. Well, he's too busy looking at her, misses a turn, runs >smack into a tree. She gets ejected from the car, but he gets pinned in >behind the steering wheel. > >Eventually she comes too and walks back to the car and sees her husband. > >"Honey, I'm stuck here in the car, I need you to walk into town and get >help!" >"But I'm completely naked!!!!" >"Just take one of my shoes and cover your nether region....please, I need >help!" > >So she takes one of his shoes, covers up her crotch, and heads into town. > >First place she comes too is a gas station. The attendant can't believe it >as he sees this naked woman walking up to him, with only a shoe covering her >womanhood. > >"Please, sir, you have to help me, there's been a terrible accident and my >boyfriend is stuck!!!!" > >Guy takes one look at the shoe and says: "Lady, he's WAY too far in there >for me to do anything about it!" > >On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < >[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:271737 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
