You have to chew Space Turkey longer than usual because it's been exposed to Space Radiation, so it's a little chewier with a more complex flavor. Space Gravy can take the edge off the chewiness, even if it doesn't add much flavor (as adding flavor to Space Gravy would also attract Space Bears and Space Ants to your picnic on the moon). Also be aware - Space Cranberry Sauce does not make the famous "foomp" sound when you plop it out of the can, as there is no air in space. Also remember that Macaroni and Space Cheese is quite toxic and has been banned in many galaxies, so consume it at your own risk.
Of course this should all be taken with a grain of Space Salt, as there has never been an episode of Star Trek featuring Space Turkey, and if it hasn't been on Star Trek, it can't be assumed to be true. -----Original Message----- From: Ian Skinner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 2:26 PM To: cf-community Subject: Re: As cool as being in space probably is... David Churvis wrote: > Obviously the reporter doesn't understand how to properly enjoy Space > Turkey. > > David Churvis So, just how does one enjoy Space Turkey? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:281485 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
