An $11M ATM card? Fantastic. Ridiculous, but fantastic. -Cameron
On Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 8:51 AM, Bruce Sorge <sor...@gmail.com> wrote: > Just got this today. Pretty amusing. They even use the FBI directors name on > the email. And it is nice to that that the New American President Barrack > Obama have made way to all americans blah blah blah as you will see in the > second paragraph. This was good for a Sunday laugh. > > > > Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) > Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division. > Federal Bureau Of Investigation. > J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc > Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday > Office Hours Monday To Saturday: > > Attn: Beneficiary, > > This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have > thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network > System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to > be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, > Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of > HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, > Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of > Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you > have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your > Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance > Payment. > > The New American President Barrack Obama have made way to all americans who > have not yet received their payment, In recent ages, The American experienced > difficulties in receiving their funds because of the former presidents of > USA, As you know quite well that Nigeria is a black country and the Past > American presidents treats the blacks in the america like slaves, The White > americans practice races against the blacks and the Nigerian Government is > not happy about this and this is the main reason why your payment have been > delayed with one excuse or the other, Your New President Barrack Obama had a > meeting with the Nigerian President some weeks ago and for the fact, Barrack > Obama is a black man and will stop races in America, All americans are > eligible to receive their payment now without anymore headaches. This is a > good news to you so act fast and receive your payment now without anymore > delay. > > Please I have taken this measure, having observed and known what you have > suffered in your pursuit so far to claim your funds with fake banks IN AFRICA > ESPECIALLY NIGERIA(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA/ FAKE SCURITY BANK) e.t.c and I > have understood that it would take a long rough journey for you to receive > this funds through ATM CARD Payment, this is while we have gone this extra > mile in making sure that you receive immediately your deposit through this > safe means where there will be no trail and error or stories. Since your > deposit was called back to Africa and was converted into the Ecowas treasury > after arresting all the people involved in scaming you both from NIGERIA, > Benin Republic and UK > > Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf > and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment > in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money > from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to > $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim > your fund in an ATM CARD. > > Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is involved in this > transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our > duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the > ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your > Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $250.00 only and note that > your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your > transaction. > > CONTACT INFORMATION > NAME: MR. DANIEL SMITH > EMAIL: drdanielsm...@yahoo.cn > > Do contact Mr. Daniel Smith of the ATM CARD DEPARTMENT with your details: > > FULL NAME: > HOME ADDRESS: > TELL: > CELL: > CURRENT OCCUPATION: > AGE: > > So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment > information's which you'll use in making payment of $250.00 via Western Union > Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval > Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your > designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to > this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do > await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure > your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. > > We assure you that your parcel will arrive your country within 2 days as soon > as this company receive the payment of $250 by you and the tracking number of > your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track > it yourself to see whether we are competent in the discharge of our duties. > > Thanks and hope to read from you soon. > > ROBERT S. MUELLER, > DIRECTOR > FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION > UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE > WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535 > > Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming > to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in > contact with Mr. Daniel Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful > person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any > emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and > commence investigation. > > > Bruce > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:285465 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5