Just before noon on Tuesday, on the 8th tee, a foursome notices a funeral procession driving by.
One man removes his hat, bowing his head, says a prayer, and waits minutes for the last car to slowly pass. As the number of golfers waiting to tee off grew, and people called for him to "hurry up", one of his group says "Joe, I am touched. I didn't realize you were such a religious and caring man". "Well, I was married to her for 30 years. And it was probably my fault she fell off the balcony" On Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 2:33 PM, Erika L. Walker <elwal...@ruwebby.com>wrote: > > A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his > wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in > price --- the more sheer, the higher the price. > > Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. > > He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and > model > it for him. > > Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), "I have an idea. It's so sheer > that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the > modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." > > She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. > > The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron > it!" > > He never heard the shot. > > Funeral on Tuesday at Noon!!! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:287955 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
