For all the men who like to send blonde jokes.....the paybacks are here! 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. 3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and ask for directions. 4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two >cases of beer. 5. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually will mature. 6. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. 7. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. 8. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. 9. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. 10. Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married women come >home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. 11. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're all married. ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
