Even insiders see a lot of homoerotic shit heheheh. We did a lot of stupid shit like that too...but it is still funny. Most of out breaking noobs in was doing stuff like making them go down to the motorpool and checking the 113's for soft spots with a hammer. We did that one time and the Brigade commander happened to be down in the MP and asked us what we were doing. We told him and when he went over there to talk to the noob...he found several spots on the 113 that was circled in chalk (supposed soft spots)...he almost died laughing.
Eric -----Original Message----- From: LRS Scout [mailto:lrssc...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:05 AM To: cf-community Subject: RE: Why do I love the Army so? Seriously, to outsiders you would see a lot of "homoerotic" shit. We talk about beating off, fuck with each other, fight, but you don't want to come against us see!!!!!!! I know a dude (named Leg in the 82nd which is funny in and of itself as leg is an insult meaning you aren't airborne qualified.) that literally drove a cherry (new troop) in going AWOL by walking back and forth down the hall naked calling his name. He had the biggest dick I ever saw. He could hit both walls of our barracks hallway with it by swinging it no shit. So he's going up and down the hallway, drunk as fuck. Kid is scared as hell and goes out the window never to be seen again. Nothing would have really happened to the kid. Cherry parties then were worse than now, but nothing compared to what I've heard of from the 70s and 80s. SPC 4 mafia in full mf fizzzect. Errrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc Errrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccc Come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy -----Original Message----- From: sor...@gmail.com [mailto:sor...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2010 7:49 AM To: cf-community Subject: Re: Why do I love the Army so? In the military we do things that to the outsider would seem to make us out to be raging homosexuals. The military is a very tight knit family. In the infantry even more so. It is not uncommon for us to do things like show show the guys your ball sack with the recent incision from an operation, or walk around the company with a sock around your junk. Were close for a reason though. When we are in the shit, the only thing you can count on is the man to your right and left. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology-Michael-Dinowitz/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:317573 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
