I knew it I'm surrounded by Klingons! That would explain the smell.
-----Original Message----- From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 10:23 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Kling on Programmer point 1 is good. I like that philosophy. larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 11:20 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a > Klingon P rogrammer > > > I think we may have a few klingons here.... : ) > > e > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 11:14 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work > with a Klingon > P rogrammer > > > Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a > Klingon Programmer: > > 10) Specifications are for the weak and timid! > 9) You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill > you where you > stand! > 8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I > indent your skull! > 7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software > 'releases'. > Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of > designers and quality > assurance people in its wake. > 6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they > have 'arguments' > - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > 5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not > coddle the > weak. > 4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! > 3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those > features > are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. > 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > original Klingon. > 1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! > Ship it! Ship > it and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > larry > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > -- > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
