In that case the whole Lorena Bobbit case was self-explanitory. larry
-- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, May 24, 2002 1:32 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Friday Dolphin Humor ... > > > Phil- > > am I correct that to cut or trim something in English is > to "bob" it? > > if so, what would you call it if they reduced welfare > benefits? > > Bob Dole. > > <bada bing> > > -Ben > > > > > > an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and > > > imperceptibly > > > > > moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuffling, he > > > finally reaches > > > > > the front desk, only for the bespectacled clerk behind > > > the kiosk to > > > > > stick up a 'Position Closed' Sign. > > > > > > > > > > "What's going on?!" demands the porpoise, "I need my > > > benefit cheque!" > > > > > > > > > > "sorry," croaks the old bat, "dolphinished" > > > > > > > > > I don't get it! > > > > OK, over here in the UK, the unemployment line is called > the Dole Queue > > - you pick up your Dole Cheque (or Check for you Yanks) > > > > So, the "old bat" croaks "dolphinished" - "Dole Finished"... > > > > Philip Arnold > > Technical Director > > Certified ColdFusion Developer > > ASP Multimedia Limited > > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > > www.aspevents.net > > > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > > > > ********************************************************************** > > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > > are addressed. If you have received this email in error > please notify > > the system manager. > > > ********************************************************************** > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
