I'm pretty sure that Quantum Mechanics states that if we "will it"
hard enough (Ender's Game: Xenocide), we can do improbable things.
Perhaps even really really improbable things, like flip a spaceship
across the mind-paralyzing distances between the furthest stars.

Case in point:

The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by
simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 sub-meson Brain
to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion
producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood -
and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by
making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap
simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of
Indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for
this - partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly
because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.

Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they
encountered in trying to construct a machine which could generate the
infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the
mind-paralyzing distances between the furthest stars, and in the end
they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtually impossible.

Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a
particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning this way:

If, he thought to himself, such a machine is a /virtual/
impossibility, then it must logically be a *finite* improbability. So
all I have to do in order to make one, is to work out exactly how
improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability
generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea ... and turn it on!

He did this, and was rather startled to discover that he had managed
to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability
generator out of thin air.

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic
Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynced by a rampaging
mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one
thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass.


They don't call it "spooky action at a distance" for nuth'n.

:Den

-- 
Character is simply habit long continued.
Plutarch

On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 11:26 PM, Greg Morphis wrote:
>
> Can't travel at the speed of light thanks to e=mc2. Because at the speed of
> light your mass would be infinite.
> But there's nothing saying you can't travel at 99.999999% of it.
> Also space can expand faster than the speed of light. Making something like
> a warp bubble possible.
...

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