OK, Beth, you asked for it... an oldie but a baddie: So the gal with the speech defect goes on a date to the carnival.
They go on the roller coaster. Then he asks what she wants to do next. She says "I want to get weighed." So he takes her to the weight guesser. Then they go on the ferris wheel, and then get some food. Again he asks what she wants to do. She says again "I still want to get weighed." So they go back to the weight guesser. The third time this happens, he figures she's really strange, and takes her home. Her mother says "you're home early, dear. Wasn't it fun?" She answers: "No, wousy." -Ben > ROFL!! > > True story. > > Little Susie Roberts had a tiny bit of a speech defect when she was little. > She said her R's like W's. So she called herself Susie Wobewts. Her > parents (a psychologist and a teacher) figured she would outgrow it so they > ignored the problem. Besides, it was really quite cute. > > The first day of school Mrs Roberts picked Susie up. Susie STORMED into the > car, glaring at her mother. > > Mrs Roberts said "Susie? Are you ok? What happened? How was your first day > of school?" > > Susie gave her mother the look of death. > > Mrs Roberts asked her if she was angry. Susie nodded yes. > > Mrs Roberts asked why. > > Susie said "Why didnt' you tell me my name was ROBERTS not WOBERTS?" > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 7:57 AM > Subject: First day of school > > > > So the little Jewish boy comes home from his first day > > of school, and his mother says "so, Bubbela, tell me, > > Bubbela, what did you learn today at school Bubbela?" > > > > and the boy answers: "I learned my name is Irving." > > > > :-) > > > > -Ben > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
