You're OK, Newton said it can't happen before 2060. .
On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 4:02 PM, G Money <gm0n3...@gmail.com> wrote: > > On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 2:54 PM, Casey Dougall < > ca...@uberwebsitesolutions.com> wrote: > >> >> On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 3:43 PM, G Money <gm0n3...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > >> > Today's been a really shitty day.....bring on the rapture...i'm ready >> *sigh* >> > >> >> It doesn't happen over night, but rest assured you better be ready for >> more natural disasters. >> >> Google Comet Elenin ;-) >> > > Dipshit minister who started all this says the great earthquakes will start > at 6pm tomorrow night. > > Apparently his calculation was updated to tomorrow at 6 when his similar > prediction for 1994 failed to come to fruition. Since then, he discovered > the missing piece of the puzzle......and the new math gave him 5/21/2011. > > 7,000 years since the great flood and noah's ark....... > > Fuck. > > What a bunch of shit. > > First I'm doomed to root for the Royals, and now I have to hope for a > Rapture that has about as much a chance of happening as a Royals world > series win. > > Just once i'd like to know what it's like to back a winner. Let's check out > this comet..... > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:338084 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
