Me: "Man, i'm really hungry, think i'll order a pizza"

*dialing*

Recording: "Thank you for calling Dipshit Pizza, where we make the best
pizzas around. One of our team members will be with you shortly. Be sure to
log on to www.dipshitpizza.com and hit the 'dipshit pizza giveaway' button
now for a chance to win $5 in dipshit pizza coupons. Don't forget to
"chickenize" your order by including some of our new dipshit buffalo wings
with your order. Have you heard about our new "Double Dip Shit" pizza deal?
It's 2 dipshit pizzas piled high with....."

Me: "Goddammit, shut the f*** up, i just want to order a large pepperoni!"


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