Seems like a good excuse to watch my favorite Star Wars spoof video....The Emperor Gets A Job:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI Oh the dork is strong with this one...but i just can't stop laughing. On Thu, Dec 15, 2011 at 11:51 AM, Judah McAuley <ju...@wiredotter.com>wrote: > > > http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/12/portland_police_arrest_man_aft_1.html > > Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted three people with a blue > light saber at a Hayden Island Toys R Us Wednesday night. > > A 9-1-1 caller reported the incident about 9:50 p.m. and said the man > was inside the store, 1800 Jantzen Beach Center, swinging the "Star > Wars" weapon of choice at customers, said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a > spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau. While the caller was on the > phone, the man then left the store light saber in hand and walked > out to the parking lot. > > Officers tried to arrest the man, but he kept swinging the light saber > at them, Simpson said. One tried to use his Taser on the suspect but > the device didn't work. > > Another officer used his Taser and made contact, but the man knocked > one of the wires away with the light saber. > > The officers finally arrested the man after grabbing him and pinning > him to the ground. The suspect, identified only as a 33-year-old > Hillsboro man, was treated by medics at the scene and taken to an area > hospital for a mental evaluation. He faces "several criminal charges" > after he is evaluated, Simpson said. > > None of the victims of the light saber assault needed medical > attention, Simpson said. > > > ******** > > Something tells me that the guy will turn out to have some mental issues. > > Cheers, > Jud > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:344677 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm