ROFL remind me not to drive North !
:-) -Ben > Posted there by Rey Muradaz > --------------------------------------------- > A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. > > The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then > another, and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the > bottle in midair. > > The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a > perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" > > The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey, and the bottles are > cheap." > > A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of > wine, takes a few sips, throws the wine into the air, pulls out his gun, and > shoots it in midair. > > The Oregonian can't believe his eyes. "What the heck did you do? That was a > perfectly good bottle of wine!" > > The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of wine, and bottles are > cheap." > > So, a while later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen. He > opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle > in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian. > > The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!" > > The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians, and the > bottles are worth a nickel." > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
