Chicago, IL. - "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" is a popular game in which players
attempt to link the actor to other celebrities, through his many movie roles.
Now, the once harmless game has landed Bacon in some hot water with U.S.
authorities. It seems that by using the rules of the game, Bacon can be
connected to Al Qaeda terrorists in only five steps.
Desperate to bring the terrorist organization to justice, the U.S.
government began looking at Bacon about three months ago. "We heard that almost
everyone in the world is somehow connected through Mr. Bacon, so we hired some
avid fans (of Mr. Bacon) and put them to work, trying to connect him to Al
Qaeda" said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer at a press conference held
Monday. "Damned if we didn't find a connection, and now we are very anxious to
talk to Mr. Bacon and see exactly what it is that he knows."
The assembled team discovered the following link just last week:
1. Kevin Bacon starred in "She's Having a Baby", which also featured Alec
Baldwin.
2. Alec Baldwin starred in "Malice", which also featured actress Nicole Kidman.
3. Nicole Kidman starred in "Dead Calm", which also starred actor Billy Zane.
4. Billy Zane starred in Titanic, which chronicled the untimely death of
thousands of innocent civilians
5. Thousands of innocent civilians were killed in the terrorist attacks of last
September
6. The terrorist attacks of last September were carried out by the terrorist
group Al Qaeda.
http://www.thebluebrick.net/KBacon.html
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