oooooooooh ouch
At 09:09 AM 6/14/02 +0100, you wrote: >Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at >his drink. He sits, staring at his drink for over half-an-hour, not >talking and barely moving. Then, a big macho guy who has >been Playing pool takes notice of our friend at the bar, noticing >our friend just staring at his drink for a long time. This is driving >Mr. macho crazy so he walks up to the bar, grabs the drink and >chugs it right down. The poor man who has been sitting at the >bar starts crying. > >Mr. Macho says: - "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll >buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying". > >Our friend at the bar replies: - "No, it's not that. This day is the >worst of my life. First, I oversleep this morning and go late to my >office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building >and go to my car, I found out it was stolen. And the police say >they can do nothing to find my car. I get a cab to return home, >and after I get out of the cab, I remember I left my wallet and >credit cards in the cab. I run after the cab driver who just laughs >and drives away. I get home, and when I get there, I find my wife >in bed with the gardener. I leave home and end up at this bar. And >when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up >and drink my poison"! > >Philip Arnold >Technical Director >Certified ColdFusion Developer >ASP Multimedia Limited >Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 >Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > >www.aspmedia.co.uk >www.aspevents.net > >An ISO9001 registered company. > >********************************************************************** >This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they >are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify >the system manager. >********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
