I'm a dork because these made me laugh: What do you call 2 crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, no minors Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll take a glass of H20 please". The second chemist says "I'll take a glass of water too." The first chemist walks away in anger, his assassination attempt thwarted. A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies No, Im traveling light Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now (Sorry for the nerdy interlude.....return to your drudge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:368266 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
