LOLOL, Philip > A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los > Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun > game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely > declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer > persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. > > He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you > pay me five dollars, and vice versa." > > Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. > > The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you > pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." > > This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end > to this torment, agrees to the game. > > The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth > to the moon?" > > The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 > bill, and hands it to the lawyer. > > "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." > > She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four > legs?" > > The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his > references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and > searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. > Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no > avail. > > After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. > > The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. > > The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, > "Well, what's the answer?" > > Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, > and goes back to sleep. > > > > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting.
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