Beth- "offensive"? not to me.
provocative? yes. amusing? very (to me). -Ben > I never said, "Thou shalt not think." > > - -God > > > > > Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while. > > - -God > > > > > I don't care who started it. Just stop it. > > - -God > > > > > If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. > > - -God > > > > > You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all > > grounded. > > - -God > > > > > Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. > > - -God > > > > > If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger > > planet. > > - -God > > > > > You're not tracking those bloody footprints in here. > > - -God > > > > > E=mc˛. Yeah, that's one of mine. > > - -God > > > > > You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. > > - -God > > > > > The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either. > > - -God > > > > > Excuse me? Where do you see my name on the front of the Bible? > > - -God > > > > > Only six thousand years old? Oh, that's a good one. > > - -God > > > > > Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? > > - -God > > > > > I love Marilyn Manson, too. Maybe more than I love you. > > - -God > > > > > Here's a clue-if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. > > - -God > > > > > I'm flattered you liked my book so much. Now why don't you read something > > new? > > - -God > > > > > I'm concerned about children's education. I favor lower child-to-parent > > ratios. > > - -God > > > > > I gave you a bigger brain for a reason. Start using it. > > - -God > > > > > Want to know how old the earth is? Ask the earth, not the Bible. > > - -God > > > > > If you don't clean this place up, you won't get another millennium. > > - -God > > > > > I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. > > - -God > > > > > I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. > > - -God > > > > > If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of salt. > > - -God > > > > > All this will someday be your children's. > > - -God > > > > > There is no such thing as killing in my name. > > - -God > > > > > Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. > > - -God > > > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike and Merlin, the > MTB > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
