Dan- you've heard of NAPSTER?
I'm a member of PUNSTER - it's a P2P network, but that's PUN to PEER. ;-) I'd offer to STER the pot, but you would have to be in California and show your prescription <g>. -Ben > That's Ben for ya....always trying to STER things up. > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 2:17 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: offensive humor > > > Bethster- > > I'm sure someone (or more) finds ME offensive <grin>. > > -Benster > (let's go back to regular names, or we might go STER > crazy <g>) > > > Benster: > > > > I just wanted for forewarn folks because SOMEONE will find it offensive. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 9:50 AM > > Subject: Re: offensive humor > > > > > > > Beth- > > > > > > "offensive"? > > > not to me. > > > > > > provocative? > > > yes. > > > > > > amusing? > > > very (to me). > > > > > > -Ben > > > > > > > I never said, "Thou shalt not think." > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a > > while. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't care who started it. Just stop it. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're > > all > > > > > > > > grounded. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger > > > > > > > > planet. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're not tracking those bloody footprints in here. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E=mc˛. Yeah, that's one of mine. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first > one. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excuse me? Where do you see my name on the front of the Bible? > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only six thousand years old? Oh, that's a good one. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I love Marilyn Manson, too. Maybe more than I love you. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a clue-if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm flattered you liked my book so much. Now why don't you read > > something > > > > > > > > new? > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm concerned about children's education. I favor lower > child-to-parent > > > > > > > > ratios. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I gave you a bigger brain for a reason. Start using it. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Want to know how old the earth is? Ask the earth, not the Bible. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you don't clean this place up, you won't get another millennium. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of > > salt. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this will someday be your children's. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no such thing as killing in my name. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. > > > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > > > > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > > > > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike and > Merlin, > > the > > > > MTB > > > > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. 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