rolling on floor laughing my arse off
> -----Original Message----- > From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 20 November 2002 17:24 > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Hu's on first > > > OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does > ROFLMAO mean? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:38 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Hu's on first > > > ROFLMAO > > It's a good thing the National Security Advisor didn't bring up the Wye > Accords !! > > -Ben > > > > > >From: "Andy Ousterhout" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Subject: Hu's on first > >Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 08:44:23 -0600 > > > >HU'S ON FIRST > > > >By James Sherman > > > > > > > >(We take you now to the Oval Office.) > > > > > > > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > > > > > > > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > > > > > > > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > > > > > > > >George: That's what I want to know. > > > > > > > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > > > > > > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes. > > > > > > > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu. > > > > > > > >George: The guy in China. > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu. > > > > > > > >George: The new leader of China. > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu. > > > > > > > >George: The Chinaman! > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > > > > > > > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > > > > > > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > > > > > > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > > > > > > >Condi: That's the man's name. > > > > > > > >George: That's who's name? > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes. > > > > > > > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of > >China? > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle > >East. > > > > > > > >Condi: That's correct. > > > > > > > >George: Then who is in China? > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Yassir is in China? > > > > > > > >Condi: No, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Then who is? > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Yassir? > > > > > > > >Condi: No, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.. > >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > > > > > > >Condi: Kofi? > > > > > > > >George: No, thanks. > > > > > > > >Condi: You want Kofi? > > > > > > > >George: No. > > > > > > > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > > > > > > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And > >then get me the U.N. > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > > > > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > > > > > > >Condi: Kofi? > > > > > > > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > > > > > > >Condi: And call who? > > > > > > > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > > > > > > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > > > > > > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > > > > > > > >Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > > > > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > > > > > > > >Condi: Kofi. > > > > > > > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > > > > > > > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > > > > > > > >Condi: Rice, here. > > > > > > > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should > >send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese > >food in the Middle East? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
