An oldie but a goodie... Johnny Carson did a sketch very similar to this (about a million years ago) except it was about Reagan.
"meeting Who?" "Watt" "Where?" "at the Y" .. "need the first name of that PLO fella' Arafat ?" "Yassir" .. "no need to be so formal Jim..." "no sir, Yassir" .. and the punchline IIRC was "Who? Watt, Where? Y, When?" "He's the new Premier of China..." <cf_rimshot> Well it was funny to me anyway... ^_^ will ---- William H. Bowen Webmaster ALSTOM's T&D Energy Automation & Information Business "Your friendly neighborhood Webmaster!" [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.esca.com/ 425.739.3629 Voice 425.466.7016 Cell 425.739.3690 FAX ----- Original Message ----- From: "Andy Ousterhout" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 6:44 AM Subject: Hu's on first > HU'S ON FIRST > > By James Sherman > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.) > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me. > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > > > > George: That's what I want to know. > > > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > > > Condi: Yes. > > > > George: I mean the fellow's name. > > > > Condi: Hu. > > > > George: The guy in China. > > > > Condi: Hu. > > > > George: The new leader of China. > > > > Condi: Hu. > > > > George: The Chinaman! > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China. > > > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > > > Condi: That's the man's name. > > > > George: That's who's name? > > > > Condi: Yes. > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of > China? > > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle > East. > > > > Condi: That's correct. > > > > George: Then who is in China? > > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > George: Yassir is in China? > > > > Condi: No, sir. > > > > George: Then who is? > > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > George: Yassir? > > > > Condi: No, sir. > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.. > Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > > > Condi: Kofi? > > > > George: No, thanks. > > > > Condi: You want Kofi? > > > > George: No. > > > > Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And > then get me the U.N. > > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > > > Condi: Kofi? > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > > > Condi: And call who? > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?! > > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > > > > Condi: Kofi. > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.) > > > > Condi: Rice, here. > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should > send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese > food in the Middle East? > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
