Help us UK peeps out .. wtf is Nair ? SteG.
-----Original Message----- From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 03 December 2002 11:02 To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Virus Warning - Honest it is oi Philip!! PAA> It will replace your shampoo with Nair I would just like to state that the above is a very very bad thing, and can be extremely painful and cause a person to not be able to lay down properly for about 3 days.......or so I've heard :) Crit ------------------------------------ Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 5:02:37 AM, you wrote: PAA> If you receive an e-mail entitled "HOLYCOW," delete it immediately. Do PAA> not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase PAA> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks PAA> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of PAA> your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the PAA> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any PAA> CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call PAA> only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It PAA> will drink ALL your beer. PAA> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!? PAA> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting PAA> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with PAA> Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your PAA> back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause PAA> you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun PAA> until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing PAA> all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable PAA> misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. PAA> If the "HOLYCOW" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it PAA> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in PAA> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the PAA> forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill PAA> your skim milk with whole milk. PAA> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!** PAA> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so PAA> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of PAA> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this PAA> to everyone... PAA> Philip Arnold PAA> Technical Director PAA> Certified ColdFusion Developer PAA> ASP Multimedia Limited PAA> Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 PAA> Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 PAA> www.aspmedia.co.uk PAA> www.aspevents.net PAA> An ISO9001 registered company. PAA> ********************************************************************** PAA> This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and PAA> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they PAA> are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify PAA> the system manager. PAA> ********************************************************************** PAA> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
