oh man, Jacob brings it to the next level - haha, that's funny :)
> -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:45 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > Mom probably could have saved some money and taught him... :P > > At 03:28 PM 12/18/2002 -0500, you wrote: > >Here's one for you... > > > >I get home from watching LOTR last night, it's about > 12:30AM. I turn on > >the tube, and it's on HBO already. I start watching - the show is a > >documentary (sexumentary???) about the brothels in Nevada. > It interviews > >the girls, shows the madams, etc. > > The very first thing I see is this guy, about 25 or > so, talking > >to this prostitute. It turns out he is a virgin. His > MOTHER is paying > >for this trip for him. After the act, HBO interviews the > both of them. > >The guy is saying : "I'm going have a lot more confidence > now that I've > >been with a woman." The mother chimes in: "Now when we go > to the clubs > >you won't just sit there and be so shy." > > HBO asks: what did you do? They guy says: "Well, > you know, we > >talked and then I...[he stops, looks at his mom]" Mother > picks up: "Did > >what? Go ahead and say it!" HE says: "Ate her XXXXXX" She > says "That's > >so great." > > > >Anybody else see this last night? > > > >Matthew Small > >IT Supervisor > >Showstopper National Dance Competitions > >3660 Old Kings Hwy > >Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 > >843-357-1847 > >http://www.showstopperonline.com > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: Cantrell, Adam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:18 PM > >To: CF-Community > >Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > >"Linda Harley, mother of Caitlin, an 11-year-old girl who attended > >Chedoke > >Middle School..." > > > >You can almost tell the protectiveness of a parent by the > name of their > >child - Caitlin is right up there with Dakota and Kirsten > (not Kristen). > > > >Reminds me of this one show on television about this mom and her > >grown-up > >looking son Stuart. Somebody help me out with the exact name. > > > >"Stuart, that's not how we treat strangers don't ya know!!" > > > >puke. > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:01 PM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > > > > > > I was never taught this in the sixth grade... :( > > > > > > http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id=AA3F7B23-96C1-4 > > > 490-9BDF-2265AB9A7235 > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
