After days of meticulously analyzing Saddam Hussein's 12,000-page declaration of arms, the Bush administration believes it has discovered the grounds on which a United States-led attack of Iraq would be justified.
Spelling mistakes located on pages 4,482 and 11,549 of the declaration appear to give the administration just the impetus it needs to bring about a change of regimes in Iraq. "Not only does Saddam ignore United Nations resolutions but he also thumbs his nose at Microsoft Word," said a very displeased President George W. Bush. "I have warned Saddam repeatedly about this. Present us a document without spelling mistakes, mixed metaphors or dangling participles," Bush added. "Or be prepared to face serious consequences." For his part, Saddam Hussein warned that any US attack would provide him with a reason to drop 12,000-page arms declarations on countries he deems to be hostile to Iraq. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
