Omg ... ROFLMAO ... The whole department is pissin themselves here :) SteG.
-----Original Message----- From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 14 February 2003 13:09 To: CF-Community Subject: How to Bathe a cat HOW TO BATHE A CAT > =================== > > 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. > > 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. > > 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. > > 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand > on top, so cat cannot escape. > > 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. > (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) > > 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is > quite effective. > > 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as > possible and quickly lift both lids. > > 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will > air dry. > > Sincerely, > > The Dog ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
