This didn't happen to me but I found it on the web. As you all know I do tech support for an ISP. This is a call I got today.
Lady: Sir I have a PERTINENT question for you. (she actually used the word pertinent) Me: Yes Ma'am, How can I help you? Lady: You see, I found a cat in my building. Me: Yes? ( wtf??? ) Lady: So I go to my Outlook Express, I typed in the name of the city I live in, and surrounding municipalities... I wrote a message that I found a cat, my address and my phone number. And I click "SEND ALL", The e-mail does not want to go! There is a error message. How do I send my neighbours a message saying I found a cat???? ME: Ma'am, let me explain something to you... (and I go on explaining between fits of convulsive laughter how e-mail works)... Lady: So what do I do with the cat? Me: Can I suggest SPCA. Lady : But You're Tech support! You have to help me!!!!!!! ME : (Banging my head on desk) I'm sorry ma'am, I can't help you with that. Lady: Well thanks a lot!!!!!! She hung up....I really need to go back to school. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5