LOL yeah, he does laundry too sometimes and uses the broadband Internet connection
bb > You forgot laundry. I'm going over to the 'rents tonight for dinner and to > do my laundry. > > Don't worry -- I do it myself. I just use their washer & dryer. It's okay, > though. They encourage both my doing laundry at their house and foraging in > their kitchen. I guess it makes them feel parental. :-) > > > -- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > > : -----Original Message----- > : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:40 PM > : To: CF-Community > : Subject: Re: I am Breeding > : > : > : Adam- > : > : it can be more like a comet's orbit - > : son moved out, went to college > : but he's still in the area > : gets hungry > : comes over to our house to raid the fridge > : <sigh> > : > : -Ben > : > : > > Just so you know, the amount of work is not NumOfChildren*X, it's more > : > > like NumofChildren ^ X. > : > > : > Come to think of it, the ACHL (Aggregate Child Handling Load) > : calculation is > : > quite similar to that of particle count and particle proximity versus > : > critical mass in a nuclear reaction. > : > > : > As you linearly increase the number of children, their "critical mass" > : > increases at an exponential rate that is itself exponentially > : accelerating. > : > > : > Also, the smaller the space in which N children live, the > : greater the chance > : > of a reaction (hence the "Go outside and play!" safety switch). > : As children > : > leave for college (or "spin out"), the chance of a reaction decreases. > : > > : > This explains all the mushroom clouds... > : > > : > Respectfully, > : > > : > Adam Phillip Churvis > : > Member of Team Macromedia > : > > : > Advanced Intensive ColdFusion MX Training > : > ColdFusion MX Master Class: > : > July 14 - 18, 2003 > : > http://www.ColdFusionTraining.com > : > > : > Download CommerceBlocks V2.1 and LoRCAT from > : > http://www.ProductivityEnhancement.com > : > > : > The ColdFusion MX Bible is in bookstores now! > : > > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
