And how you found yourself in such a state is a question we will never ask. :)
> No, that doesn't sound uncomfortable at all. > > "No, officer. I'm not drunk. I'm walking funny because I'm an infinitely > chapped male stripper." > > > -- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > > : -----Original Message----- > : From: Jim Campbell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 6:11 PM > : To: CF-Community > : Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127) > : > : > : An easy workaround for this is, of course, infinite chaps. > : > : - Jim > : > : Michael Dinowitz wrote: > : > : >OK, as list admin I have to step in right now. This is just > : wrong. Totally > : >wrong. Maybe other lists allow you to get away with this but not > : here buddy! I'm > : >putting a stop to this! > : > > : > > : > > : >Your using a single array rather than a pair of arrays (or > : lists) to simulate a > : >push/pop sequence. Your code allows for 2 or more thongs (etc.) > : being taken off > : >or put on. Stripping is serious business with big money. Teasing > : people with > : >multiple thongs is illegal in most states. Back to the seedy > : jersey joints for > : >you. :) > : > > : > > : > > : >>Ben, you'll never make any money that way: > : >> > : >><cfparam name="thrown_money" value="0"> > : >> > : >><cfscript> > : >> clothing = ArrayNew(); > : >> clothing[1] = "cowboy hat"; > : >> clothing[2] = "chaps"; > : >> clothing[3] = "leather vest"; > : >> clothing[4] = "sequined thong"; > : >></cfscript> > : >> > : >><cf_music class="BumpNGrind"> > : >> <cfif thrown_money lt 100> > : >> <cfoutput>You've only thrown #DollarFormat(thrown_money)# at > : >>Jim! He's taken off the #clothing[RandRange(1,4)]#!</cfoutput> My eyes! > : >>AIEEEEE! > : >> <cfelseif thrown_money gte 100> > : >> <cfoutput>Whew! That was a close one! He put the > : >>#clothing[RandRange(1,4)]# back on.</cfoutput> > : >> </cfif> > : >></cf_music> > : >> > : >>- Jim > : >> > : >>Ben Doom wrote: > : >> > : >> > : >> > : >>><cf_music class="bumpNGrind"> > : >>><cfloop list="clothing" index="i"> > : >>>Ben took off #i#!<br> > : >>></cfloop> > : >>>Oh, my word! The humanity!<br> > : >>>I've never seen anyone so white! > : >>></cf_music> > : >>> > : >>> > : >>>-- Ben Doom > : >>> Programmer & General Lackey > : >>> Moonbow Software, Inc > : >>> > : >>>: -----Original Message----- > : >>>: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : >>>: Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 4:52 PM > : >>>: To: CF-Community > : >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127) > : >>>: > : >>>: > : >>>: Well, he referenced my UDF, so apparently we're both > : stripping again. :P > : >>>: > : >>>: ike > : >>>: > : >>>: > : >>>: ------ Original Message ------ > : >>>: From: Adam Reynolds <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > : >>>: To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > : >>>: Sent: Sep 08, 2003 12:08 AM > : >>>: Subject: RE: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127) > : >>>: > : >>>: >I'll bring a bucket. Not sure I want to see this :P > : >>>: > > : >>>: >> -----Original Message----- > : >>>: >> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : >>>: >> Sent: 07 September 2003 23:27 > : >>>: >> To: CF-Community > : >>>: >> Subject: Re: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127) > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> Ben is stripping again? I gotta get my dollar bills ready. > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> -Kevin > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> ----- Original Message ----- > : >>>: >> From: "Judith Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > : >>>: >> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > : >>>: >> Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003 11:20 PM > : >>>: >> Subject: New Issue of Fusion Authority Out (127) > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> > : >>>: >> > This was a relatively small issue, but it had some great, > : >>>: meaty content, > : >>>: >> including a wonderful article by Ben Doom on Stripping Tags > : >>>: (using Regular > : >>>: >> Expressions) and a short piece on the worldwide > : Macromedia user group > : >>>: >> meeting held this week. Enjoy! --Judith > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > http://www.fusionauthority.com/alert/index.cfm?alertid=127 > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > Community > : >>>: >> > Over 150 User Groups to Participate in Worldwide > : >>>: >> > Macromedia User Group Meeting! > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > Tech and Tags > : >>>: >> > What's New at CFLib.org? > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > Views > : >>>: >> > This is Reprehensible! > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > Techniques > : >>>: >> > How to Strip Tags in Three Easy Lessons > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > News > : >>>: >> > Macromedia Announces MX 2004 Product Family > : >>>: >> > > : >>>: >> > : >>>: > > : >>>: > : >>> > : >>> > : >>> > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm
